With just ONE WEEK remaining until Super Art Fight storms the doors of the Ottobar and sets Baltimore aflame with Super Art Fight 4, we’re dotting our I’s and crossing our T’s.
And the latest and greatest thing checked off on the “To Do” list is this…
The Super Art Fight 4 Topic Suggestion Post!
New to Super Art Fight? Here’s the deal:
All Super Art Fight bouts are fought under the ever seeing eye of the Wheel of Death. This topic generator uses fan suggested topics (that’s you!) which the competing artists are assigned at scheduled intervals throughout the course of their bouts.
These suggestions can be as complex as “A Carrot!” or elaborate as “Ninjas vs. Zombies Dodgeball”.
Please keep your suggestions to a short word length (the Wheel of Death is only able to display so many characters), but aside from that…no suggestions are barred!
So get to suggestin’ in the comments!
Be sure to join us on July 16th at The Ottobar for Super Art Fight 4 to see which topics make it to the boards from THE WHEEL OF DEATH!
EDIT: Thank you all for your amazing suggestions. While they’ll have to be edited for length, we are completely humbled by the outpouring of suggestions, and of your support in general.
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A group of suggestions from our good friend Brandon Chalmers:
Deaf Vikings & The Mules Who Love Them
Midget Ninja Voltron
An Army Of Smurfs vs. A Puma
Lobster Knife Fight
Also from Brandon:
Aerosmith as Illamas
James Woods (As A Badger)
Hamster Lagann!
(Gurren Lagann as small rodents)
sarah palin putting lipstick on a pig
Cthulhu meets Salvador Dali
V (for Vendetta) surfing with a dog
Madonna fighting Angelina Jolie for an adopted child
MC Escher hands doing a crossword puzzle
Billy Mays learning the Moonwalk from MJ in heaven
Ross winning the Tour de France
Yanni fighting MMA
Steampunkémon
Twilight vs Hellsing
Iron Chef vs Iron Man
Chibi Protoss vs LOLZerg
Dr. Who vs Sith
Ross and Marty fighting as Mighty Muggs
Nightmare Before Christmas
G-Force VS X-Force
Left 4 Dead
Yoda on a unicycle juggling fish
Twilight VS Count Chocula
Hellboy riding a robot shark
Retired ninjas
Your competitor as a ballerina
Sharks on unicycles
Happy little trees
Horny unicorns
Cookie Monster vs. Cloverfield
Staypuff Marshmellow man making Smores
Cthulhu meets Salvador Dali
V (from ‘for Vendetta’) playing poker with dogs
Yaoi
Michael Bay’s version of “Emma”
Webcomics vs North Korea
Thor vs. Capt. America in a Disco Dance-off
Dark Horse Comics acquires Hanna-Barbera properties
Quentin Tarantino’s ‘Wizard of Oz’
Sharks w/ lasers vs. Bears w/ chainsaws
“Obama smash!!!”
Group photo of comic book heroes who’ve died
Rick Moranis
Christian Bale trashing lights
John Hamm as Cobra Commander
Masters of the Universe in Fast Food
Thundercats in Spats
Bayformers
Stormshadow VS Snake Eyes
An Aquabats Cerebus
Bruce Campbell in a Cosby Sweater
Desperate House-Elves
Drunk vs. Stoned
Dueling Accordions
Guinea Pig Polo
LOLcatgirls
Opposite-Hand Self Portrait
Mecha-Puppies
Really Really Huge Bats
UNCLE BEN FROM SPIDERMAN VS. UNCLE BEN FROM UNCLE BEN’S RICE.
HELLEN KELLER VS. STEVEN HAWKINGS!!
narutards vs. REAL NINJAS!
a race between someone with bedpan shoes and someone with fuzzy toilet seat cover shoes.
Captain Picard VS Prof Charles Xavior
Geordi La Forge VS Cyclops
Prequel Obi Wan VS “Old Ben” Kenobi
The top half of Nanny from Muppet Babies
A giant tuna eating a leprechaun.
anything that has to do with clowns. Lots and lots of clowns.
The Broadway production of the Halo Series.
baby ninjas
Twilight fans vs. Twilight haters ( I want to see the carnage)
Rugby using small, cute animals
Wasted monkeys
ninjas and fire
twitards against anti-twis
slushy vs soda
Half-life high school version
Lemurs hijacking apple stores
Watchmen meets salvador dali
Batman meets Rene Magritte
Twilight: lovers vs. haters (already been suggested but this would be awesome lol)
hobo chicken
squirt gun fight
computer virus incarnate
zommmbbbies
massive floating eyeballs
penguin ninjas
Gah, I mis-typed my suggestion.
Not the Broadway production of the Halo series, the BALLET production of the Halo series
A rap battle between Captian Jack Sparrow and Winnie the Pooh. In gansta clothes. Including the phrase “With a cat asleep on my toenail clippers!” somewhere in the picture. Hells yeah.
A dance-off between cross-dressing turnips who have afros.
Led Zeppelin Battling Pokemon With Each Other
Pon Farr the Musical
King Leonidas (THIS IS SPARTA!) Cosplaying
Hugh Laurie VS. Hugh Jackman
RAINBOWS AND RETARDED PUPPYS! 8D
UNICORNS EATING FISH!
REALLY BAD COSPLAY!
GET TO IT!
A beastly red panda, dragon-thing!
-rawr-
Bumblebee[from Transformers] attempting to fly
Hellboy playing leapfrog with Abe-Sapien
V[ From V for Vendetta] wearing a tutu
A yodeling pickle
lol I almost want to draw these myself!^^
What would happen if Twilight met Hellsing.
If Pokemon were real, and the chaos that would ensue.
Lord of the dance – Final Fantasy 7 style.
Maybe superheroes fight? Like Marvel vs Dc . Little spiderman vs little Batman fighting for pizza or something…
Dr. Gregory House vs God
a turtle feasting on rabbits brains whilst wearing a helmet made out of glue!!!!!
or
a drag race between vincent, voldemort, Marcia Brady, Tuxedo kamen, severus snape, orochimaru, rainbow brite and a singing dancing watermelon
or
Naruto limbo (the game with the stick)
- Tokyo Mew Mew meets Gundam 00
- Mudfight between every Final Fantasy character EVER. And Jenova’s the ref. 8D
Dr. Gregory House vs. Dr. Temperance Brennan
Edward Cullen vs. Seeley Booth
Tranny flamingos
turduckens of DOOM!!!
zombies at the beach
robotic national monuments from hell
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Ross being attacked by System-men
The Protomen!
The Red Baron
Dread Unicorn
Narwhales
steam-powered cannon
A series of tubes
Gorillas in the mist
Penguins
A samurai
The Dude (a la Big Lebowski)
Yoda
Tiger-launching slingshot
evil Pinocchio
Tinkerbell
The Flying Dutchman
Luchadores
Dwarven horde
Hellboy
Paper, Rock and Scissors
My Little Pony
Cobra Commander
Michael Bay’s “My Little Pony”
octomom vs an octopus!!
harry potter vs twilight!!!!
billy mays and michel jackson partners in crime!!
“I want to smother you in applesauce.”
“Give me your panties.”
“Hi my name is spaghetti, and I like to say car.”
Poptarts.
Howling ovens.
Purple pickles.
Bloated goats.
Bubble baths vs. bugspray.
Popcorn vs. the meaning of life.
“Ur momma” vs. SWINE FLUUU.
Dr. Greg House vs. Chuck Norris.
Michael Jackson VS. Billy Mays
Michael’s dancing and Billy is selling OxiClean!!!
oh teh NOES!!!
zombie honest abe vs. the army of Mexican Gi joes.
this may sound like a fan moment XD
the twilight vampires meeting the harry potter cast and getting into a epic fight
Alien and Predator tea party.
mmmm yummy.
Strong Bad vs the Persian Army
Steven Segal vs 200 angry midgets that know how to 20′s style box
Wookie Rock Band
Chris Walken, Jean Claude Van Damme, Sam Jackson, and Eric Roberts in Top Gun
Stallone and Danza as the greatest morning radio team ever!
Billy Mays selling Manowar sweatpants
Steve Irwin the the land of Dr. Seuss
Christopher Walken stepdancing
Crossover of the movies Leon and The Dark knight
And antromorphic panda dressed for Christmas
TJ Hooker: The Animated Series
The new adventures of Gentle Ben w/ Clint Howard as Gentle Ben
David Lee Roth vs Skat Kat in a skat batte to the death
Vin Diesel & David Hasselhoff as Siegfried & Roy
The Wiggles: A Michael Bay Film
Robin Williams as David the Gnome
Billy Mays haunting Vince Offer’s jail cell
Matt Hardy the bountyhunter
What I would like to see are pictures of stick figures battling. I don’t mean just fighting, I mean getting down and dirty!
And if I am not invited to the next one (w/advance notice so I can actually get there) someone WILL PAY!!!!!
A monster truck which is on fire, being driven by lesbians in bikinis. The lesbians must be doing any combination of the following (must include at least three):
- mud-wrestling in the truck bed
- drinking beer
- shooting guns
- eating nachos
- playing heavy metal
Jon & Kate Plus 8 Versus Octomom
John Rambo taking the light rail to his office job
Dr. Doom: Walmart Greeter
Abe Vigoda v. Abe Lincoln
“Macho Man” Randy Savage, Attorney at Law
Papa Georgio
Tom Selleck vs Burt Reynolds in a mustache dual
LaToya Jackson vs Dion Warwick in a psychic friends showdown
The Golden Girls as the Fantastic 4
Admiral Ackbar’s baked goods, so good its a trap! (love that bit)
Benson vs Mr. Belvedere in a butler showdown to the death
Chewbacca on Chemo
Jabba the Hut vs Kirtie Alley in a weightloss competition (complete with hearts on fire montage)
Smokey the bears mountain top meth lab burning down the forrest
Michael Jackson vs Farrah Fawcett
Corkey from life goes on as king Leonidas
Robocop after retirement
Jason Statham as Gargamel attacking the smurfs
Three’s Company with Zombie John Ritter
Oceans 17
Kool Aid Man
The Wheel of Death itself
a wet tuna
Dr. Manhattan
Clowns
monkeys on unicycles
Marvel’s midnight son’s of Hitler
Panda, the tastiest meat ever