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One of the key components for ANY Super Art Fight show, the Wheel of Death controls the turn and tide of every battle.
Taking each artist and making them add new topics every five minutes rapidly changes the landscape of each bout – and YOU, the fans get to pick every twist and turn.
That’s right! It’s that time again, as we ask you to suggest new topics for the Wheel of Death for Super Art Fight 7!
As always, go nuts, but please try to keep your ideas concise. ”Robocop riding a banana”? Awesome. “Clown Version of Robocop riding a flaming banana on top of an ice cream cone made to look like a robot President Obama”? Yeah, that’s a little much. Brevity is the key to wit, and the key to making a great Wheel of Death topic.
The topic post is open from NOW until 11:59pm on Wednesday, July 14th.
Give us your best topics, and be sure to come see whether they make the wheel LIVE on Saturday, July 17th as we present Super Art Fight 7 – a FREE event during Artscape 2010!
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A bear wearing a propeller beanie and eating a cheeseburger
The world’s most awesome ice cream sundae.
I know that many of these probably aren’t possible, but I don’t care.
The Wheel of Death
Corporate Logos at War
Tardis vs USS Enterprise
Dr Who vs Q
Vuvuzelas!
The System Man Eating Ross
A Treasure Map
Julius Caesar
Asterix the Goth
10,000 Maniacs
99 Red Balloons
7 Deadly Sins
Signs of the Zodiac
Lamps
Super Art Fight
The Evolution of Man
The Tour de France
Totoro
Bruce Lee
The Boondock Saints
Physics Equations
Your Opponent’s Comic
An alBum Cover
The Pen is Mightier
Threeve
Celebrity Jeopardy
What Wonder Woman Should Look Like
Edgar Allan Poe Stories
Two Turntables and a Microphone
Al “Crazed Sex Poodle” Gore
A bike; eating a hipster
A house. With a bunny on the roof.
Sniper kitty in the window
Shark with friggin’ laser beam on its head
Mini-Noguchi
Favorite non Marvel/DC comic character
A random audience member
Tapirs
‘Nuff said.
Start drawing upside-down … NOW!
Marty’s worst nightmare
Sylar Moon
Blood on the White Board
Embarrass your opponent
Godwin’s Law
Dairy Queen on Fire
Kaiju Art Fight
Your mom
Danziggy
Hellboy and his Blob
Darth Invader Zim
R2 D2 Live Crew
Scooby Doo meets The Misfits
Jabba The Putt Putt
The Pale Man
Thundercats
Ugly sparta mudkips.
Slenderman Tea-party
tyler durden picking flowers for his teddy bear
World Leaders attending an Alice In Wonderland tea party
A bumble bee as the next American Idol
A toothless shark swimming in a sea of pudding
a human as the main show case at a zoo with animals laughing at it
A furless cat attending a university
A haunted mascot uniform
a dragon breathing fire! while wearing a tophat
tacofish eating a buritto with a spork \o/
A carrot in a ballet tutu
Sushi stipping.
a demented flower in clogs dancing a jig
super serious spock
The sky squids battling the sky whales.
Angela Merkel sitting on a soccer ball
SLAYER!!!!!
Batman with a light saber battling a giant shark, or better yet, Megaladon.
Lolcat versus Kamina
Bruce Campbell Vs. an Opponent of your choice!
Chuck Norris beating a wall at a game of tennis.
BIDOOFS, LOTS OF ANGRY BIDOOFS
Miyazaki Nightmare
Mel Gibson dying a horrible death
Robot Unicorn eating strawberries!
Dancing washing-machine!
Or a squirrel-man!
The epic clash between a bean and cheese burrito, a taco and a meat sammich.
The Internet.
Lesbian Seagull
bob from accounting
my little pony tripping on acid
Twilight meets Buffy
Alien Banana People
Peeing Fire
Stephenie Meyer behind closed doors
Tar Balls
Epic Win
Epic Fail
Butternut Squash
Chicks dig Giant robots!
I take a [noun] and I [verb] it!
Hows about a Video game Console Showdown!
a t.v. firing his lazor XD
kitten vikings
pencil monster
gangster fish
flying heavy objects
i really like the gangster fish idea xD
Someone’s skin getting ripped off by the blast of a World Cup vuvuzela. BZZZZZZZZZZZ.
hmm…
-little fuzzy space creature, eating singing chockolate, surrounded by half rabbits, half horses
-mutated butterlys attacking flowers
-giant robot made of ants, insects, bugs etc. xP
-bloggers without computers for more than week.
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baby poop corn
Evil robotic snail-cat
Jam-eating mongoose
BIRTHDAY PIZZA
The Protomen.
The Protomen as Pokemon.
Mega Man riding a shark.
Toothpick towers.
Kittens playing with yarn.
Decomposing famous composers.
-cyborg kittens fighting aliens
-the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers kickin the butts of the new “Power Rangers”
-WWII from the eyes of Michael Bay and M. Night Shamalan.
-Michael Bay fireworks show for next 4th of July
-Michael Bay vs. M. Night Shamalamadingdong.
-Darth Vader paying child support
-Batman and Robin vs. some other dynamic duo–Michael Bay and M. Night Shamalan!!
-Superhero rehabilitation/integration back into “normal” society
-your mom vs. milf next door
-George Washington vs. Obamarama
-Kittens being named after people and vice versa
-crazy old people leaving all their worldly possessions to pets
-cat vice-president, fluffy being sworn into office
-facebook vs. myspace
-adorable creatures getting into inappropriate situations
-kittens cheezburgers and hookers
-the internet being sworn into office in 2012
Browser Logo Battle
Cap’n Crunch vs Toucan Sam
Siskel vs Ebert
Video games as “art”
Singin’ in the Rain
The Sorcerer’s Apprentice
Borg vs Dalek
The Most Interesting Man in the World
Wayne & Garth vs Bill & Ted
An orchestra
A pinup girl with a red-eye cylon face
A rollerderby of gerbils
Ouroboros
12 Labors of Hercules
Greek gods vs Norse gods
Karate Kid crane kicking Chuck Norris
Nazi Werewolf killed by a Chicken
Sharks with tophats
F’n Magnets: How Do They Work?
A duck in the army.
Evil Penguins
Dinosaurs Dancing
Running of the bulls
Chicken bone in the arse!!!!
Scum bucket shots
Dirty banana hammock
Kaiju mini battles
I just want some carebear cage fighting!!!
Your Mom Vs. That’s what she said!
Ghost wizard casting a shark missile attack
An epic gentlemen riding a gentlemen bear
The results of a FALCON PUNCH hitting a SHORYUKEN!
A giant squid who can only say quotes from Anchor Man
A whale with a machete
Andrew Jackson fighting zombie Ben Franklin
Dracula kick-flipping a bus
A depressed soda can
Scrooge McDuck making it rain
Batman enjoying a Bat-Waffle
If it hasn’t already gone up I feel Puppy Cow deserves his own topic.
puppycow vs. pigcat
Raptors. So many raptors…
Also, James Woods.