As it’s the crazy holiday season, and we in Super Art Fight want to make sure that Super Art Fight 9 is the best full-scale SAF event to date, we’ve decided to spread a little fun and make sure that the Wheel of Death is the most treacherous yet!
How, exactly? We’re starting the Wheel of Death Suggestion Post now. RIGHT NOW.
Yes, that’s right, with over a month until showtime, we want you, the great Super Art Fight fans to fill the Wheel of Death with amazing topics and suggestions to keep our artists on their toes and completely change the scope of each bout.
As usual, we request that you retain a level of brevity in your suggestions – “RoboCopTer” is a great suggestion, but “Robocop as Helicopter On Fire Punching a Clown In The Face Who Looks Like Richard Nixon” is just way too particular.
This Wheel of Death post will remain pinned to the top of the site until the day of the show, and suggestions are open until Midnight EST on Tuesday, January 18th, 2011!
EDIT: Thanks for the suggestions everyone! The post is NOW closed. Lets see what makes it to the board on Friday night!
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Frankenstein Hula Dancing
“The Nickelback is Toast!”
Lucy-fer
Viking Hamsters from Outer Space
Giant Robot Chinchillas
Doctor Hoo
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Slice of Confusion, Sea Mammal Masquerade, Shiny Belt Buckle. Batman formal wear. Red and Green Backwards. Ant Queen Betrayal, Eat Lightning and the Zeus Deuce.
penguin Lightcycle
Mexican snakes
My Fair LadyHawke
DuckTales
Ziggy Stardust
tiny harmonica solo
Betty Snow White
Kal-El and Hobbs
The Hulk Hogan
Darth Vader on an escalator
Pants VS Zombies
Cowboys on yoshis
Tetris
Picasso self portrait
Owls attack
Danzig with Dinosaurs
The God Damn Batman
8bit battle
Bacon
Riverdancing With Wolves
Zombie hand turkeys
Passion of the Raptor Jesus
Sonic eating at Sonic
Super Art Fight on Mount Rushmore
The Old Spice Guy
Mod-zilla
Ronald McDonald vs. The Burger King
Jabba the Hutt on the Subway Diet
How the Grinch Stole His Innocence
Mime Karaoke
Cartoon Mascot for The Shake Weight
Michael Vick vs. Cerberus
Mothra Sees the Light…
Bingo Night gone Horribly Wrong
Paula Deen’s Deadliest Recipe
Pillsbury Dough Boy vs. Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Pee-Wee Herman on Steroids
Duff The Pretty Normal Dragon
The Last Eunuch-corn
Spice Girls At 40
Muppet Date Night
Cowboy Riding a Dinosaur
Ninja Jellyfish
Casino Supermarket
Eternia: The Musical
Dixieland Superman
RU-FI-OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Unicorn Revenge
Ivan Drago
Steven Seagal Eating A Sandwich
FLOW CHARTS!
Vampire Kittens versus Transformers
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Hanging out with David Carradine
Meat-Man vs. the Vagtastic Four
Bill Cosby Chokes on Pudding Pop
Walken fights a Cantalope
Randy Savage Bodyslams A-Bitch
Jeff Goldblum stares at Poop
fat, clumpy, hairy women
Tom Cruise Fucks Himself
The Midgetnator
Fat Guy in a Little Chode
crackbaby rides unicorn to 7eleven
Jabba the Hut vs Salt Shaker
zombified monkey shit
nick cage screams at a toaster
stephen hawkings running
elephant rocket shooting pigeons
godzilla beaver eats a bag of dimes
Left 4 Dead meets Super Mario Bros
snookie gets eaten by trolls
freddy kruger vs inception
abraham lincoln zombie
twlight meets blade
terminator,rambo and john mclain walk into a bar…
a 20 years late birth
the 80 yr old virgin
sledgehammer meets cat
Horse vs. Cake
DC Metro System
Employees of an *Inconvenience* Store
Naked Transvestite
Serious Midgets
Evel Knievel Presley
Superartfight Emcees as Drag Queens
Picasso versions of Classic Renaissance Art
Kittens with Helmets
Kung Fu Santa
Mickey Mao Tse-tung
If Rabbis Could Be Televangelists
Star Warthogs
Daisy Duke vs. Count Chocula
Jack Skellington vs. Duke Ellington
Emily Brontosaurus
Louis Armstrong vs. Stretch Armstrong
Nerf Medieval Torture Equipment
Lord of the Nipple Rings
St. Boy George Fighting the Drag Queens
Alice in Wonderbread
Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man vs. The Michelin Tire Man
HR Giger Alien vs. Immigration Border Patrol
Harvey Spiderman, CPA
Iraq Lobster
Jet-powered Wheelbarrow
Emily Strange vs. Emily Bronte
Jack Bauer and Jack Daniels
Extreme Ironing
milk was a bad choice
scott pilgrim vs john wayne
appliance transformers
sea pigs
trilobites
upsetting sound effets
UZUMAKI
iron deficiency man
rejected furries
danny glover
baltan seijin
bumpkins
death by corn
benji gets distemper
worse kaiju monster ever
your opponent’s worst nightmare
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panda jugernaut
shake n’ bake
a yeti at the jersey shore
a swamp thang
opponent’s most embarrasing moment ever
black plague
gummy bears having awkward sex
little debbie
Victoria’s Secret meets Pokemon
plaid lightening storm
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Sheila Dixon’s next crime
Your opponent cross-dressing
Pink Flamingos
John Travolta
Popemobile
Reggae Rabbi
Puppy-Cow vs. Cow-Puppy
Logan’s Run DMC
Super Slash Fight
Ross and Marty as Pinky and the Brain
World of Lovecraft
Where in the World is Carmen Miranda?
Challenge of the Ho-bots
Masters of the Unicycle
Phineas and Vern (Troyer)
The Incredible Jack Black
MC Sledge Hammer
Battlestar Gattica
District Mime
Mr Potato Head: FAIL
Skywalker: Texas Ranger
Exercise with Boba-Fit
Left 4 Deadpool
Iron Manatee
Zombified Muppets
Magneto: How Does He Work?
Charles Xavior’s Other Chairs
Wolverine Powerglove
Mega Manowar
Love Sword
Sentinels
Yourself in Springfield
Any Drunk Spider-Man Villain
Guillermo Del Toro’s Totoro
What you had for lunch
Bad News Bears
Indiana Jonas Bros
Anything Stallone
Anything Schwarzenegger
Your Biggest Fear
King Kong
Cyborg Yourself
There Is No Obama, Only Zuul
Kung Fu Truffle Shuffle
Lance Henriksen’s Hot Tub Party
The Human Torch Tries On Socks
Scott Pilgrim Vs. Helpless Orphans
TJ Hooker Sweating To The Oldies
African Swallow vs. European Swallow (Unladen of Course)
Godzilla Vs. Mechagodzilla vs. Mechamechagodzilla
Kirk Cameron Gets His Hand Stuck In A Pickle Jar
Dr. Who and Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
John Lennon Eats Tiny Elvis
What Marty Has In His Wallet Right Now
King Kong Ping Pong
Saturday Night Pac-Man Fever
Pornographic Pez Dispensers
Your Arms Are Too Short To Box With God
Jaleel White In A Hot Dog Eating Contest
Robot Unicorns Attack
Dingle Berry Man
Trademarked Hon
Things your would find in the Baltimore Harbor
Food Fight
Oogie Boogie
Your Mom
Maleficent
Piraña Snack
Puppy Cow
GIGA PUDDING!!!
how guys see women’s sports
poo-pourri
cabbage patch kids: “Derelict”
the 2008 presidential campaign candidates sporting mullets
fievel likes breast
Little Debbie® Does Dallas
Hungry Boy Scouts Association
Oh Thank Heaven for 7-Twelve.
What’s your sign… now?
It’s sign language for Poop
Oprah-Zilla
OMWii
Fourth Grade Insults
Geronimole
Fontwars!
Flowchart of Death
Brett Favre vs Bret Hart
Foghorn Leghorn
R2D2 DJ
Penn&Tellerzilla
Failwhale
Sherlock Holmes
Moses splitting the Red Sea
Babysitter Fight Club
Department of Redundancy Department
A Dead Parrot
Jorts vs Jeggings
Bulimic KoolAid Man
A rabbit playing a Jew’s harp
Steve Urkel
Simpson’s style you
Social Media Icon Battle Royale
Macho Man Marty Savage
Hollywood Ross Hogan
Jami’s Dance Moves
The Signs of the Zodiac
Icy Hot Chili Peppers
Californication
Spongebob vs Kanye West
Teddy Bears
Flower Power
#Trending
Self Portrait
Stuff thats green
Pillow Fiight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inspector Gadget’s Failed Gadgets
Justin Beaver
Captain Canada
Green Hornet vs Green Lantern
MerShaq
Cows Tipping
Mr. Rogers Goes Postal
Big League Chew-Bacca
Mike Bison
Card Games on Motorcycles!!!
TOFURKEY
Your Opponents Face After Losing To You
Zombie Ninja
Magical, singing pants
Pink fluffy unicorn
Tangible rainbow
Mutant bidet
The Art Wheel of Life
Fine art figures fighting
Partying Platypuses
Any Oxymoron
The inside of your face
Headswap
Worst Site Ever
pimpin’ gold fish
Porn
A zombie unicorn farting rainbows and mauling a bear wearing a tutu and riding a unicycle while juggling flaming chainsaws.
Sad Keanu
Mecha Vader
bacon explosion
Walking Dead, the musical
Sharktopus vs Mega Piranha
Captain Hammer
PUT A MUSTACHE ON IT!
cake or death
Dirty Harry Potter
McRibbledown
BlackOps Rollerderby
Angry Birds vs. Hipster Kitty
Super Vegan Powers
Yogi Pedobear
Fuck it, lets go bowling.
SNOW BALL FIGHT!
Throwing Star of David
First Lady Gaga
Evil tooth
Hassle the Hoff
Tyler Perry – Black Swan,
Farmville faces of death,
French Fry Fornication,
Epic Mullet