If you’re new to Super Art Fight, or a longtime fan, you should know that the Wheel of Death controls all.
Guiding the hands of our victors, and leading our losers to defeat, the Wheel of Death is a tough but fair element of all art fights, and as we embark on our Spring Tour, we need YOU, THE FANS to feed it with AWESOME topics for our next few shows.
All topics suggested here will be added to the pot for the following shows….
- Friday, March 18th – Red Palace, Washington DC
- Friday, March 25th – Cultural Arts Center, Frederick, MD
- Friday, April 22nd – SUPER ART FIGHT X – The Ottobar, Baltimore, MD
As usual, the key to great topic suggestions is brevity.
In addition to leaving your suggestions here in the post, we also recommend sending them via Twitter!
Of course, we’re on Twitter @SuperArtFight, but we’re gonna ask you use the hashtag #wheelofdeath for all of your topic suggestions!
Since this list will work for three shows, we’re going to keep the list up through Monday, April 18th. Get to addin’ topics!
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hotdog dance, zombie muppets, annoying puppies, odd toilet finds, winning, jazzercise monkeys, nut shots, nipples of doom, ass hats, doppelganger
Panda Rape
Jesus is a Raisin
Fucking Around In The Attic
Ninjas Hijacked My Mother
Old Old Old Old Old Old Old Scotch… WHISKEY!
Power Rangers vs. Snidley Whiplash
Koopa State Troopers
Wink Wink. Nudge Nudge.
Darth Nader
Ms. Scarlet in the Conservatory with the Candlestick
Make Like a Tree…
Take Your Canvas Bags to the Super Market
Dante’s Infernape
The Flux Capacitor
Marty McSuperfly
Kool Aid Man Meets Corrugated Steel Wall
Killer Tofu
Petrificus Totalus
The Brave Little Toaster Visits Narnia
French Tickler
LEMONS!
Molotov Shrimp Cocktail
A Fair Game of Chance
That Mysterious Ticking Sound
A Cornucopia of Love
The Fucking Weather
The Regular Weather
Chewbacca’s First Date
Orange Juice Casserole
The Higgs Boson
Knees Flexin’, Arms T-Rexin’
A Shrubbery, One That Looks Nice, and Isn’t Too Expensive
A Hovercraft, Full of Eels
Everyone’s A Little Bit Racist
Montezuma’s Revenge
String Cheese Theory
Dental Hygiene
The Penis Soliloquies
Thinking of Jew
Inception
LOL New Jersey
…ON THE MOON!
Who Shot J.R.?
They Creepin’ In Ya Windows, They Snatchin’ Ya People Up
Snorks
Skadoosh
Down, Forward, Punch
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph Stalin
The Nefarious Prof. Rattigan
Socrates and David Bowie at the Mall of America
They Call Me Mr. Pig
Hipster Hitler
Jews In Space
WARS! TREK! GATE?
Wil Wheaton
Over the Rainbow
Digital Piracy
The Hammer is My Penis
Neil Patrick Harrison Ford
Hippies vs. Hipsters
Battleready Bayonets
Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA
Dr. Acula
Threeve
Texa$
Willy’s Time
Party On, Garth
GlaDOS
Zombie Trombone
Don’t Call Me Shirley
The Aristocrats
Falcon Punch, With Lemon
Captain Planet
Where’s Waldo’s Wedding
Life’s Not Faire
Interrupting Giraffe
Moose and Squirrel
d/dx: (x^3 + 5x^2 – 4x)^3
Your Mom
Also:
Hot. American. Dickings.
The Second or Third to Worst Contest You’ve Ever Heard Of
Angry Birds
Slightly Annoyed Birds
Assassin’s Creed: The Musical
Suddenly, The Artists Became Evil!
Crossdresser with a Crossbow
So far just two but I feel they are strong.
Lady Gaga and the Tramp
Time to Get Ill-uminati
Rebecca Black vs Zombies
Hipster Pokemon
sadbutt vs. mantrain
helen skelter and helter keller
totoro: victim of deforestation
pancakes? PANCAKES!? PANCAKES!!!!!!!
your opponent as “Y U NO”
things found rolled in a katamari
nick cage as tetsuo from akira
seahorses
adorable cacti
get off my lawn
baltan seijin!!!
oh, great odin’s raven!
things that smell
your opponent in drag
OMG, FURRIES!1!!11!
animals that should never become furries
thomas kinkade apocalypse
bill cosby is out of pudding
raisin people
redshirts
sadshark
kamen pony rider
slenderman
leostrut
less idiotic pop culture references and more stuff thats fun to draw and interesting to look at.
fly dogs of war
cosby bomb
tomb raiders of the lost ark
apocalypse puppy cow
air budweiser
GRAVE DIGGER!!
SAF X-men
Private Maggot
Okay here’s one that is both:
My Hand is a Dolphin
Tim Burton’s My Little Pony
The Rocky Horror Muppet Show
A Rubix Companion Cube
A Lorax with an Ax
Robocop Vs. A Zombie with a Can Opener
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World Wrestling Federation
Diana Ross & the Supreme Court
Michael Peter Jackson
Interrobangs vs Ampersands
Super Burlesque Fight
A “Clockwork” Orange
Samurai Jack and the Beanstalk
Spartacus: Home Decorator
Integrals vs Derivatives
Donald Duck in Mathmagic Land
Porky Pig vs the Dodo
Famous Cartoon Dogs
Bunny Rollercoaster of Doom
Ed Norton as Little Bo Peep
Blacula
A man in a tree
The Magic Schoolbus
Raffi
Reading Rainbow
Mt Rushmore
Whitewashed Akira
Loud Asians in the Library
The Scream
Picasso’s “Don Quixote”
Venus de Milo
The Parthenon
An Entire Panel Colored Black
A Roy Lichtenstein Picture
america’s next top taxidermist
death squad bake sale
piece freak
hog warts
youth in asia
super art love-in
wet noodle duel
trash truck lot lizard
cirque du sole, eh?
michael palin’s alaska
sarah palin’s flying circus
delerium walks into a bar
burl ives-esque
zombie joan rivers
acid rain man
cons this too, son
the ungiving tree
8 o’clock shadow
ur anus is not a planet
mannequin slam dance
lite brite club
dirt nap
charles manson in charge
bee’s knees
foxy news channel
rabid monkey milkshake
pirates of the himalayans
pee shooter
ink stain
peace accordion
unes et deuxes
blew flu
punk pop swindle
norm mcdonald had a farm
high times
salad shooter
sham wow
Ocean Monkey Potato
Werewolf vs. the Easter Bunny
ketchup-apult, project puttept runway, coke-liza
-jelly fish of doom
-fatties in lingerie
-skullopus
-geriatric superheros
-godzilla’s sexy cousin
-dancing frankenstein
-dracula at the beach
-bird bombs
-voldemort feeling pretty
-ross-icorn
-mecha-marty
-manly fairies
-feminine trolls
-cardboard robot
-the transmogrifier
-you as a pokemon
-you as a kitchen utensil
macaroni art!
bean people!
dinosaur skeletons put together wrong!
triphids!
PIGMONSTERS!
super saiyan eggplants!
bruce lee vs. christopher lee!
Portal Wombat
minecraft vs. sharktopus
Kamen Rider meets kaiju Big battel
S words
cellphones turning people into zombies
an Evil Prius
Prius killing the world
Scott Pilgrim vs the Prius
Buzz Light-Beer
Teenage Mutant Ninja Goldfish
Zombie comic artists
Origami war games
Fire breathing swan boats
Things that go “pew-pew”
What if Dr. Manhattan had hair?
Things to do instead of seeing Sucker Punch
Nuclear Winter fashions
The third coming of Christ
Hipster Babies
Invisible mimes
Muppet Fight Club
Blended X-Men characters (i.e. Stormerine, Beastclops, Professor Gambit, etc)
Droid v. iPhone v. BlackBerry
Superhero You
Beavis & Butthead
Space Shuttles
stinkbugs.
The Exact Opposite Of What The Other Person Is Doing
Shaved Wookiee Mud Wrestling
Pimp My Ride: Stephen Hawking
Thor: The (Roller Disco) Musical
Chris Hansen’s Magic Schoolbus Special
Wonder Woman versus Cutey Honey
Green Lantern: The Musical
Emo everything
TACOSAURUS REX!
Blobs
melted ice cream
Auqaman’s day off
sock puppets of death
POLAR BEARS
wizard beards
Death Metal Monkey
Hockey Nuns
pickles
CHAIN SAW
cactus love
spatula ninjas
elephant babies
argyle socks
hamsters
slushie cups of doom
Jareth the Goblin King vs. the Count of Monte Cristo
toe socks
feather boas
Ponyo meets Ariel
the demon garbageman of Sesame Street
Elmo the emo
Rebecca Black vs. Sirius Black
Snap Crackle and Pop
Fullmetal Maid Cafe