Hey! Look at the Calendar! On Friday Night, September 21st, Super Art Fight returns to the Ottobar for another art filled extravaganza alongside musical guests Peelander-Z and Noisy Zen.
Besides being a show you NEED to go to, that also means its time once again for us to open the doors up to you the fans, as we ask you to go into the darkest, most creative regions of your brain and submit brand new topics for our topic generator of doom…
THE WHEEL OF DEATH!
Whether you’ve been submitting topics since show number one, or it’s your first time, we’d love to hear your suggestions.
Here’s what you need to know.
1. To add topic suggestions, simply reply to this post.
2. By submitting these topics, you allow Super Art Fight LLC the full rights to these topics, up to and including usage on multiple live events, possible merchandise, videos, live streams and other assorted miscellanea related to our live touring schedule.
3. Have more ideas later? Keep submitting!
4. Keep your ideas brief. Brevity allows for creativity. “Batman Eating A Banana Split While The Entire Cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation Breakdances In The Background” might sound funny, but allows for no creative interpretation from our artists, and is kind of impossible to draw in five minutes. A topic like “Fish Tank” however is short and sweet, and can allow multiple interpretations from the artists.
Alright then, get to it. THE WHEEL OF DEATH SUBMISSIONS POST IS OPEN NOW THROUGH MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 17TH!
And either way, be sure to come out on September 21st at the Ottobar to see if your topics hit the canvas. Tickets are on sale now!
Now You’re Playing With Power, Nuclear Power
Not-So-Epic Meal Time
Jolly Rancher Suppositories
Homesticky
Horrors of SkyMall
LaQuanda, the Barbie from the Projects
Facemelting 101
Flashmobs Throughout the Ages
Sidewalk Sale from Hell
Your Opponent as a Batman Villain
1) Hipster Heroes
2) auto-erotic-asphysxiation-bots
3)Emo-ticons
4)Lockup: Phantom Zone,Extended Stay
5)MTV Cribs: Ethiopia edition
6)Thelma and Luigi
7)Bill and Ted’s Mediocre Adventure.
8)Rejected School House Rock Characters
9)Time Paradox
10)The many deaths of Shia Lebouf
11)Bowser’s Other Castle
12)The Multiverse
13)Xenomorph Pest Control
* Rejected Olympic Sports
* Pixar Gone Wild
* Unlikely BFFs
* Skeletor’s Day Job
* HOBBITSES!
* Minecraft It!
* Retardimus Prime
* Sunday Funnies Slash
1) Anatomical nonsense
2) Hamster Valhalla
3) Nostril warfare
4) Meme deficiency
5) Mime deficiency
6) Keyboard-face
7) Politically motivated chairs
1) Bobak Mountain
2) Mime Rage
3) Smurfy!
- Bizarro Wonder Woman
- The Special Laff-a-lympics
- Kneel Before Rod… Stewart
- Choco Taco vs. Deep Fried Oreos
- Blues Clues Brothers
- Toes
- Poor Choices in Breakfast Cereals
- Frito-Gay
- Disney’s “The Little Barmaid”
- Chinese Food
- Alien vs. Skeletor
- The Kentucky Roller Derby
- He-Man Chibi style
- Upper Class Twits
- Baltimore Landmarks as Sexual Toys
- Realistic Jake and Finn
- Picasso Versions of Cartoons
- Failed Cookie Spinoffs
- Hats vs. Wigs
- 300, The Musical
- Trent Reznor Disco Style
- Captain Canada
- Draw the Woman with the Biggest Tits in the Audience
- Kimono Dragon
- McDonald’s Fillet-o-fish Mascot Rejects
- Old Blue Eye’s Brown Eye
- Attila the Baltimore Hon
- Tits. Tits as far as the eye can see…
- Draw the Game so Far in Reddit Rage Faces
- Cat Butts
- It’s ‘Merica!!
- Tea Time
- Earth-shattering Ka-Boombox
- Bridge Over Troubled John Waters
- Rude Egyptian Hieroglyphs
- Jewish Televangelists
- Religious Symbols if Jesus Died in Other Ways
- Thanksgiving Table for BDSM Enthusiasts
- Grape Fantasies
- Samurai Proctologist
- A Palindrome
- Playboy Bunnies of the Renaissance
- Legion of Doom Holds a Bake Sale
- Discount Pagan Supply Hut
- Steampunk iPad
- Opposite Sex Star Wars Characters
- Tikis/Totems Poles of Entry Level Jobs
- Sonic the Hedge Fund
- Darth Vegas
- Mona Lisa Simpson
- The Megadeth of Marat
- Vomit Comet
- Teddy Ruxpin Roosevelt
- Dumpster Diving
- Kimmy Gibbler
- Fire Trucks vs. Garbage Trucks
- Cashiers of the Damned
- Shitty Shitty Bang Bang
- Rhyme Time
- Mick Jagger
- Redneck Olympics
- Track and Field Events for the Incontinent
- The Beatles vs. Monty Python
- TARDIS Outhouse
- Lesser-Known Norse Gods
- Urban Cowboys vs. Indian Tech Support
- Food Good, Fire Bad
My Little Timelord: Tardis is Magic
All Hogs go to Hell
Nicola Tesla’s mid-summer’s night dream
There can be only One Ring
Snap, Crackle and Krang
We all Live in a Yellow RV
Fore Score and Seven Samurai Ago
Where are they Now?: GI Joe Edition
Mr. Whimpy’s worst nightmare
Fuck Shit Stack
The Rickroll’s riickroll
When memes come alive
Nyan Cat’s destination
Mass Ferret
Mongoose and Gander
Super Smashed Brothers
Mario & Sonic at the Paralympic Games
Team Forest Two
Chopped: Video Game Edition
River Tam meets River Song
Max Headroom: The Twelfth Doctor
Oompa Loompa Goomba
Roast in the Shell: Carbohydrates Complex
Mermaids of Crab Rangoon
Deep Blue Something or Another
Tales of Earthsea as drawn by Ursula Vernon
My Little Giants
Domo Arigato Mr. Tomato
Smurf Fortress
Dinosaurs on Bicycles
Your mama jokes
Space Babies
Chicken of the sea
Spongebob on Shrooms
Mystery Science Theater 3000 BC
Bangin’ in a Trash Can
Call of Duty: Brown Ops
CROSSFIRE!
Shitting to the Oldies
Babies’ First Battleaxe
Goth Girl Fashion Show
Unlikely Service Animals
Barack Obama’s Soul Train
Robo Romney
50 shades of Bruce Wayne
And Also Zoidberg
Stephen Colbert: Vampire Hunter
ACME Products
Bill Nye: The Science Guy
Change that second one to “50 shades of Greyjoy”
Dark Wing Duck Rises
Kim Jong Il Looking at Things
Meanwhile, at SAF
BREAK THE FOURTH WALL
SAF: The Movie, Part 5
Rick Roll’s Sushi House
Could an admin delete my last post? I didn’t realize there was already a Rick Roll reference in one of the other posts. Super Art Fight LLC does not have my permission to use “Rick Roll’s Sushi House”, all my other ideas are fair game and official submissions for the WOD.
Mars Bi-Curiosity Rover
Avatar: Legend of Dora
Muppet Grindhouse
PBS Deathmatch
Not-So Happy Little Clouds
Hungry Hungry Hippies
Explosive Squids
Cactus Cops
Gears of Gummi Bears
Ultra Man-Shark
Holy Tap-Dancing Wizards
Vomiting Poisonous Bumblebee
Angry Bananas w/Chainsaws
Anything but Batman
Combat Boobs
Cute and Deadly
Dalek Porn
Decorative Giraffes
Edible Transformers
Make it Classy!!!
NecroComic-Con
Moon Pirates
Rejected Lady Gaga Outfits
Octopus Puppets
Poké-NOMs
Pretty Pretty Princesses
Space Chickens
Toilet Hell
Tribble Roller-Derby
Veal of DEATH!!!
Viking Manatees
Jon Benet Rambo
Cattle Battle
INVALID PHALLUS
Sherlock Hulk
Tyler Perry’s Game of Thrones
Se7enth Heaven
Reservoir Dogs Go To Heaven
Kill Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
The Godfather of the Bride
The Lannisters on Jerry Springer
Ernest Goes to the Matrix
No country for old rugrats
Cloverfield of Dreams
Rocky Horror Muppet Show
Teenage Mutant Ninja Twilight
Mighty Morphin’ Texas Rangers
Attack of the Phantom Matrix Sequels
American Horror Story: Fievel Goes West
The Island of Dr Suess
The Dark Knight Rider
The Blue’s Clues Brothers
Piranacanda
Ottersouresrex
LuchaChris
Overcompensation
The Amish
Lance Armstrong’s Missing Testicle
Children on Leashes
A Monkey Smoking a Cigar
A Mopey Zoo Lion
A Mating Display
Puppies!
Centaurs
Passive-aggressive Post-it Notes
Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II
Freddy Mercury Bringing on the Girls
Bukkake snuff film
Cotton Candy Demons
The Lord of the Pants
Dork Lord of the Sith
Frank Herbert’s Dune Buggy
Mad Gasser of Matoon
Pastor of Muppets
PARTY HARD!
Lord of the Fries
My Little Pwny (not a typo)
Other Skydiving Heads of State
Palpatine’s Day Out
Beelzebozo, the Clown from Hell
Wainscoting Rapscallions
Fullmetal Jacket (Fullmetal Alchemist parody)
Knight of Avenues and Lesser Boulevards
“He died doing what he loved”
potent potables
Blast Processing
Audience Members as Superheros/villains
Frothing Loins
teetering on the brink
Fungus INVASION!!!!
Visual Cacophony
Alien sex toy combat
Meat Cult
THUNDERQUAKE
Rejected Mario Bros power ups
Hulkamania Running Wild!
Mr. Boh
Three wolf moon
Chicken fingers and toes
Personal outer space
Bad visual puns
Nintendo power glove
The titanic sinking an iceberg
A hug that lasts way too long
Gender equality
Water guns
Pumpkin pie
Toastface Killa
PEELANDER-RED
Paula Deen’s Deadliest Recipe
Wrong Way to Eat Reese’s
Mitt Romney wearing Mittens
Monocles on Everyone!
Botched Jesus Painting