Look! CAN IT BE? That’s right. IT IS TIME… TIME TO FEED THE WHEEL OF DEATH!
We are storming into the Union Stage in Washington DC on January 13th for 10 DAMN YEARS: DC, which means…it’s time to refresh the wheel with some new, dangerous topics, from YOU, our fans!
How can you contribute to our favorite topic generator? EASY! Just reply in the comments – yes, we’re telling you to READ the comments for once! – and let us know what topics you want to see on the Wheel of Death.
The topics will be analyzed and sorted, with some edited for clarity and simplicity, but YOUR topics could make it into future SAF bouts!
PROTIP: Shorter topics work better! While “Godzilla Rollerskating While Eating A Banana Split” sounds fun, it’s very creatively limiting for our artists – both you and they know what you’ll see. But with a topic like “Fish Tank”, you could get the standard interpretation, or something crazier like a goldfish heading into war!
Keep filing these comments up, you have until Wednesday, January 10th, 2018.