WINTER 2018 WHEEL OF DEATH SUGGESTION POST

Look! CAN IT BE? That’s right. IT IS TIME… TIME TO FEED THE WHEEL OF DEATH!

We are storming into the Union Stage in Washington DC on January 13th for 10 DAMN YEARS: DC, which means…it’s time to refresh the wheel with some new, dangerous topics, from YOU, our fans!

How can you contribute to our favorite topic generator? EASY! Just reply in the comments – yes, we’re telling you to READ the comments for once! – and let us know what topics you want to see on the Wheel of Death.

The topics will be analyzed and sorted, with some edited for clarity and simplicity, but YOUR topics could make it into future SAF bouts!

PROTIP: Shorter topics work better! While “Godzilla Rollerskating While Eating A Banana Split” sounds fun, it’s very creatively limiting for our artists – both you and they know what you’ll see. But with a topic like “Fish Tank”, you could get the standard interpretation, or something crazier like a goldfish heading into war!

Keep filing these comments up, you have until Wednesday, January 10th, 2018.

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28 Responses to WINTER 2018 WHEEL OF DEATH SUGGESTION POST

  1. Kyle says:

    New Disney Fox Princesses

  2. Kyle says:

    Porg recipies

  3. Kyle says:

    ALL HAIL BB8

  4. Bri Burke says:

    Wedding cake catastrophe

  5. Buzzlefett says:

    Dear John by John Deere
    I’ll Be Gnome for Christmas
    Pimp My Sleigh
    RIP AIM
    Missile Toes
    Molar Vortex
    Holiday Havoc
    Watchin’ the Ball Drop
    Christopher Walken in a Winter Wonderland
    This is Utz

  6. Tyler says:

    Donuts
    Nunchakus
    Rejected X-Men
    Birds with arms
    Lightsaber bloopers

  7. I think it is really important everyone knows that Ross Sucks.

    Also KameHameLlama

  8. Fake News
    Regular Art Fight
    Flavor Town
    Space tits
    My Lucky Tampon Collection

  9. Tim Crowley says:

    Killer Tofu

  10. Fix the Last Jedi
    Kanye for President
    SAF: The Musical
    That’s What She Said
    POWER UP!!!
    Ill-Conceived Tattoos
    Eat Your Opponent
    EXTREME SPORTS

  11. Greg B says:

    Coin Toss
    Pile of Rats
    Your Opponent’s Best Friend
    Painkillers
    Twenty Hate Teen
    Literally Dying
    Secret Weapon
    Cat-astrophe
    Sunday Morning Cartoons
    The Last Straw

  12. Strelark says:

    Lightsaber Mishaps
    Extremely Talented Dogs
    (Nuclear) Winter Wonderland
    Your Opponent, 10 Damn Years Ago
    Cute Animals on Fire
    Hark the One Winged Angels Sing
    Super Heroes Left Out of Infinity Wars
    Generic Anime
    Ross Not Sucking
    The Opposite of Your Opponent’s Topic
    Baron von Sexyful: The Twilight Years
    Super Art Fight: 4Kids Editions

  13. Face in the crowd says:

    Cannibal Care Bears
    1984
    The End of the World
    Blaze It
    Hammer Time
    Bobcat Goldthwait Box
    Roller Blade Runner
    Dilithium Crystal Pepsi
    Bar Wars
    Hacking
    Cyberpunk Unicorns
    Bored Spy
    Stars of CCTV
    Facebookhugger
    Tonight’s Audience

  14. The Gorilla Channel

  15. PAUL says:

    DOMLOVESBUTTS
    SLIPPERYBUTTS
    PRAISE BE PAUL

  16. Butternut says:

    Late Capitalism

  17. Sarah says:

    Things that get stuck to your shoe

  18. Butternut says:

    Electronic Art’s DLC

  19. Sarah says:

    Trumps tiny hands

  20. Ike Elele says:

    Mango the GOAT
    Ballroom Blitz
    Children’s Card Games
    Turn Up for Turnips
    Shooting Star

  21. A'Yana Sabrae Williams says:

    Breakfast Club of Death

  22. bobbeh says:

    Snacktivity
    Dalek Dance Party
    Rocks Fall; Everyone Dies
    Super Super Art Fight 2: Turbo

  23. Dennis says:

    The Fart That Wasn’t

  24. Brad says:

    Your Opponent’s Darkest Secret
    Hostess Fruit Flies
    Unemployed Drones
    Monsters of Rock
    Piggyback Rides
    All You Can Eat
    I’m Your Biggest Fan

  25. anonymous contributor says:

    Nintendo’s Witch
    Summer Camp Hijinks
    Kill All Memes
    Your Shitty High School Band
    Ska Mania II
    Hot Topic Fashion
    Remember the 90s?

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