Meet the Roster
Want to Be Part of Super Art Fight?
We’re always looking for new talent to join our ranks. If you think you have what it takes, check out our application link below to let us know what you bring to the table! Artists, hosts, backstage hands, everyone has a part in the Super Art Fight fold. Hit us up!
Champions
Super Art Fight Champion
Stompadon
Kelsey wailes
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Emerging eons ago from the deepest reaches of the Marianas Trench, Stompadon has become a Super Art Fight fan favorite and multi-time champion over the years. We don’t speak a word of the language, but we love Stompy all the same.
Super Art Fight Tag Team Champion
Baron von Sexyful
Michael Bracco
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With legs for days, this mysterious, one-of-a-kind, vaguely Eastern European model is also Super Art Fight’s most decorated star. He is a perennial fan favorite, but they’ll never love him more than he loves himself.
Super Art Fight Tag Team Champion
The Dungeon Master
Colleen Parker
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Sometimes you gotta stretch your legs on the canvas after sitting behind a computer screen crafting scenarios for roleplayers all day. Any time she can roll is a good time, but like any good DM she has some tricks up her sleeve.
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Unreliable Narrator
Andie Basto
Super Art Fight Host
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Andie is a Baltimore comedian and occasional "content" "creator." They've been performing at festivals, clubs, and stages all over the country for nearly a decade. Last seen fleeing on foot with a jewel-shaped lump in their throat.
That Strange Alien
Bunny
Jamie Baldwin
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Some time ago, through a contrived series of galactic incidents, Bunny wound up on stage during a Super Art Fight show and stuck around. If you can parse anything she’s trying to say, she’ll be the best alien friend you’ve ever had!
Hall of Fame Referee
Brandon Chalmers
Super Art Fight Host
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With a voice that carries like thunder cracking across the night sky, you’ll usually hear Brandon before you see him. Like Chewbacca, he’s fuzzy, sometimes hard to understand, handy with tools, and ready to rip someone’s arms off.
Noted Goober
Nicole Chalmers
The Silly Goose
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An artsy goofball coming right from Baltimore, Nicole beats to her own drum on the stage. Don’t let her sweetheart nature fool you, she’s ruthless when it comes to canvas combat, and her years in Super Art Fight have netted multiple tag titles.
Your Favorite Professor
Charm City Shinobi, PHD
Dann Malihom
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Born in the Greatest City in America, Charm City Shinobi has one goal and one goal only—to teach you something. That might be astrophysics, that might be how it feels to lose on the canvas. Some men just want to see the world learn.
Canvas Cuisine Master
Chef Fe
Jade LEe
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With a full array of the finest utensils and an unwavering resolve in the chaos of combat, Chef Fe proves every time that they can handle the heat. Their experience in the kitchen demands respect from both their opponents and the crowd.
The Rootin-est and Tootin-est
"Quick Draw" Clementine
Erin Laue
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A cowpoke from the sweeping plains of Prairieland, Clem is never far from her trusty steed Terwilliger. Her accolades include driving crabs across the Rio Patuxente and taking up a sheriff’s badge to save a town from the Old Bay Bandits.
The Voice of Super Art Fight
Marty Day
Super Art Fight Host
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Born and raised in Baltimore, Marty has been with Super Art Fight as host from the very beginning. A proud pro wrestling aficionado and podcaster, Marty’s knowledge is deeply appreciated by like maybe a third of the crowd.
One-Man Mosh Pit
DIETANIUM
Margaret Huey
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In a far corner at the back of the Ottobar is a portal to “the pit.” One particularly dark night, DIETANIUM crawled out. As she calls upon the foul gods of metal, her brutal message finally spreads across Super Art Fight canvas.
Extremely Well-Adjusted
Mike Donohue
Very Normal Guy
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After years of being Super Art Fight’s most dedicated fan, Mike made his way onto the canvas in 2015. After years of *that*, he started bringing the puppet around and drawing with it instead. We’ve decided it’s best to just let it be.
The Beast of Fancy Feast
The Dragon Lady
Keely Imai
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We all know the weird neighbor on the block who has just a few too many cats. The Dragon Lady is much the same, except her pets of choice happen to breathe fire and unleash destruction upon the land. So, uh, be nice!
Dealer of Decibels
Adam Forejt
Super Art Fight Referee
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Our distinguished referee has inherited a monumental task of keeping the roster in line. He is the keeper and wielder of the decibel reader, the creator of the “Ross Sucks” chant, and a master of the red card. Be on your best behavior!
Master of Mischief
The Jester
Jordan Smith
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They say The Jester was a loyal employee at a local party store when it suddenly shut down, but she simply never clocked out. Eventually, the silence drove her mad and she escaped to find what she desired most…laughter.
Professional Loudmouth
Jake Leizear
Super Art Fight Host
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Baltimore’s favorite filthy little entertainer, Jake Leizear, is here, he’s dear, and he could use a nap. Jake brings over a decade of producing and performing on sold-out stand-up shows across the DMV to the Super Art Fight crew.
Social MEdia Hype Man
The Los
Super Art Fight Staff
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All it took was one Ottobar show to convert social media master Los into a Super Art Fight megafan, which turned into becoming our officially licensed hype man. Be on the lookout for him in the front row, we’re pretty sure he just lives there.
The Other Voice of Super Art Fight
Ross Nover
Super Art Fight Host
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Through years of adversity, of the vicious crowd mockery, he has kept his head held high. “Ross Sucks,” they chant, in an attempt to bring an end to his reign. But he will not be silenced. Ross Nover will carry on, forevermore.
Unrepentant Undead
Mortis Operandi
Casey conan
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History tells the tale that Mortis Operandi is the one who spellchecked Ben Franklin’s tombstone. How that ultimately led to their shambling undeath as Philadelphia’s most pedantic zombie is anyone’s guess, but here they are!
Queen of Neon
Rave Royale
Megan Richards
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Like a glowstick liquid Kool-Aid Man, Rave Royale will burst her way into a show, 6-inch heel boots first. In a flash of neon that will sear your retinas, this eternal party girl will knock your socks off with her electric canvas skills.
Champion of Justice
Shoujo A-Go-Go
Jessi Pascal
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A hero hailing from Neo Crystal City, Shoujo is Super Art Fight’s resident magical girl. With her partner Tuxedo Matt by her side and a healthy supply of donuts, she fights against injustice, intolerance, and her enemies on the canvas.
Villain of Victory Lane
Stevie Speed
Steve Boyland
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Hailing from suburban New Jersey, Stevie Speed is the only two-sport athlete competing in Super Art Fight. With his loyal sponsor SupraCola backing him up, Stevie will stop at nothing and for no one in his quest to dominate the canvas.
The Tall One
Eric Ways
Super Art Fight Host
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To paraphrase a famous saying: "Those who can, art; those who can't, host." This one-time Super Art Fight Idol contestant decided to trade the marker for the microphone to focus on bringing the verbal smackdown to the canvas.
Just a Guy-O from Ohio
Your Uncle Al
Alex Kazanas
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Who would have thought the assistant manager of one of Dayton, Ohio’s top Staples stores could become a Super Art Fight star? Not him, that’s for sure! Now if only he could find a way to do it all sitting down, for the sake of his lumbar.
Nearly Twenty Years of Artists
Over our decade-plus in the business of weird pseudo-wrestling art competitions, we’ve built up a heck of a roster of alumni. Check out our history page to see former fighters, including the illustrious Super Art Fight Hall of Fame. We’ve also got a rundown of our championship history and poster art from a multitude of shows past, if you needed proof that we didn’t make this all up.
